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Whole Health Network – Burr Ridge

Colon-Hydrotherapy Session with or without Lymphatic Massage (Up to 63% Off)

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Sun Jul 22 04:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$110
Discount
59%
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$65
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  • Fountain of Youth
  • Healthy Living

In a Nutshell

Colonics help to ward off disease by purging bowels of toxins & lymphatic massage boosts immunity through improved lymph flow

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jan 23, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. Not valid for specials. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Services must be used by the same person.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

The colon is part of the body's internal plumbing system, just like the lungs are part of the ventilation system and the hands are part of the Pick Me, Pick Me system. Maintain your parts with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $45 for one colon-hydrotherapy session (a $110 value)
  • $84 for one colon-hydrotherapy session and a massage (a $230 value)

During a 30- to 45-minunte colonic treatment, an I-ACT-certified hydrotherapist channels warm, filtered water into the patient's lower bowels, washing waste and toxins off colon walls. Lymphatic massage stimulates lymph flow throughout the body with a variety of soothing strokes, leaving clients energized and de-stressed.

Whole Health Network

Deborah House, owner of Whole Health Network, helps clients to rejuvenate and find relief from stress and discomfort naturally with a menu of holistic body treatments. She believes many ailments can be eased through colon hydrotherapy, which flushes impurities from the digestive tract, and she recommends further detoxification through lymphatic massage, ear candling, and swan dives into a pool of Purell. Rain-drop therapy harnesses the power of antimicrobial essential oils, and reiki recalibrates the body's energy levels and polishes auras to a high gleam.

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    Burr Ridge

    322 Burr Ridge Pkwy.
    Burr Ridge, Illinois 60527
    (630) 307-3348
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