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Why Knot Guide Service – Dyckesville

Eight-Hour Guided Ice-Fishing Trip for Two on a Weekday or Weekend (Up to 61% Off)

from$79
Buy
No Longer Available
Sun Dec 09 05:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$200
Discount
61%
You Save
$121
  • T460x279
  • Great Outdoors
  • Road Trip

In a Nutshell

Two anglers sit with an experienced guide in an 8'x10' heated ice shack; equipment, bait, and transportation are provided

The Fine Print

  • Expires Mar 10, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Groups can be combined. Reservation required. 24hr cancellation notice required.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

The best way to catch a fish is to think like a fish, which means fretting about how to put all 4,000 of your kids through fish college. Catch a whole school with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

Beginning about 7 a.m., anglers situate themselves in a heated ice shack to catch perch through mid-January, after which they focus on whitefish. Clients must bring a fishing license; the company supplies equipment and cleans all fish. See recommendations for what else to bring here.

Though this merchant sometimes offers a discounted price online, this Groupon is still the best deal available.

Why Knot Guide Service

Captain Zach Burgess and his experienced crewmembers are determined to get you out on Lake Michigan and the Bay of Green Bay, come rain, snow, or zombie apocalypse. For walleye fishing in the warmer months, they prep a bathroom-equipped 25-foot Tiara Pursuit, whose deep sides provide stability and built-in canvas keeps passengers warm on wet days. Come winter, they roll out 8'x10' ice shacks that can hold up to five people seeking perch and whitefish near the warmth of a wood stove.

Groupon Says

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When is your town getting a glass prison?

Why Knot Guide Service

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    Dyckesville

    E0129 Paque Ln.
    Luxemburg, Wisconsin 54217-8663
    (920) 559-7473
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