Milkmen were once regarded as key members of communities, providing households with milk that could be dried into flakes and used as snow for family reenactments of Fargo. Carry on an American tradition with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $50 worth of groceries delivered to your door from Winder Farms. This Groupon also waives the $15 sign-up fee and the delivery fee ($2.99 in Utah), giving this deal about a $68 total value. Groceries cannot be delivered to apartments.

Winder Farms offers more than 300 farm-fresh products delivered doorside in a cooler box. All-natural milk, free of artificial growth hormones or antibiotics and housed in half-gallon bottles ($2.99) or classic glass milk jugs ($3.49), takes 24–36 hours to travel from the farm to your doorstep. Design a dinner or a built-to-scale model of the Parthenon from skinless and boneless chicken (2 lbs. organic $17.99, all-natural $12.99). Or let Winder Farms prep ravioli (12 oz. squash $5.99, lobster $9.99) or chicken enchiladas with rice and beans bathed in mole sauce (two for $5.99). Freshly squeezed orange juice (half gallon $4.99) can be soaked up with white bread (20 oz. $3.99) or molasses wheat bread ($4.49).

All deliveries are made overnight and guaranteed by 8 a.m., arriving before stomachs start to yelp like a pony imitating a dog for an order of old-fashioned pancake mix ($3.59) and two pounds of cut fruit salad ($7.49–$7.99). Schedule a recurring order to remove "buy eggs" ($2.79–$4.79) from the to-do list permanently tattooed on your upper back.