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Wine Insiders – Online Deal

$25 for $75 Worth of Wine

$25
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Thu Jan 31 05:59:59 UTC 2013
Value
$75
Discount
67%
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$50
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In a Nutshell

Expert panel assembled by industry insider John Davis handpicks selection of high-quality wines at affordable prices

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jul 24, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid online only. Ships only to select states. Not valid for club memberships. Not valid for shipping or tax.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Appalachian Dracula was famously quoted as saying, "I never drink … moonshine." Teach the original Dracula a thing or two with this Groupon.

$25 for $75 Worth of Wine

The online boutique's bottle selection includes 2009 Luisi pinot grigio ($24.99), 2011 El Portal Barrel Select Red ($9.99), and various wine assortments ($129.88+) such as California Whites and Mystery Reds, all of which are mailed directly to your door for a $0.01 shipping fee if you order a full case.

Wine Insiders

Oenophile John Davis founded Wine Insiders 25 years ago, using his octopus-like industry connections to assemble a panel of wine experts who would seek out the best and most affordable wines. On average, his league of critics approves only 5 out of every 100 bottles sampled, ensuring that only the most delicious wines get recommended to his customers. The team even offers a satisfaction guarantee: if customers aren't 100% delighted by the vinos they've selected, Wine Insiders will refund the full cost of the order, no questions asked—not even "So, you doing anything fun this weekend?" Despite its staff's legendary pickiness, Wine Insiders stocks a variety of red and white wines, including pinot noirs, pinot grigios, rieslings, and cabernet sauvignons, each joined by an informative description.

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Wine Insiders