Appalachian Dracula was famously quoted as saying, "I never drink … moonshine." Teach the original Dracula a thing or two with this Groupon.
$25 for $50 Worth of Wine and One Stainless-Steel Corkscrew ($60 Total Value)
The online boutique's selection allows for holiday gifts in bottle form, including a 2009 Luisi pinot grigio ($24.99), 2010 James & Bell zinfandel ($14.99), and various wine assortments ($119.88+) such as California Whites and Mystery Reds, all of which are mailed directly to your door for a $0.01 shipping fee if you order a full case.
Enophile John Davis founded Wine Insiders 25 years ago, using his octopus-like industry connections to assemble a panel of wine experts who would seek out the best and most affordable wines. On average, his league of critics approves 5 out of every 100 bottles sampled, ensuring that only the most delicious wines get recommended to his customers. The team even offers a satisfaction guarantee: if customers aren't 100% delighted by the vinos they've selected, Wine Insiders will refund the full cost of the order, no questions asked—not even "So, you doing anything fun this weekend?" Despite its staff's legendary pickiness, Wine Insiders stocks a variety of red and white wines, including pinot noirs, pinot grigios, rieslings, and cabernet sauvignons, each joined by an informative description.