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Woodlands Grocery Delivery – Redeem from Home

Personalized Grocery Delivery or Holiday-Party Grocery Delivery (Half Off)

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Sat Dec 22 05:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$30
Discount
50%
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$15
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In a Nutshell

Staff channels shopping know-how & couponing wizardry to save families time & money by delivering groceries to homes for preplanned meals

The Fine Print

  • Expiration varies
  • Limit 1 per household, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Valid only in the Woodlands area.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Groceries, like electricity and phone calls to Karl Malone, are a basic living expense. Get the fundamentals with today's Groupon to Woodlands Grocery Delivery. This Groupon is only valid for service in The Woodlands. Choose between the following options:

  • For $15, you get a grocery delivery package (a $30 total value) that includes:
    • $20 initial consultation fee, which includes list making, recipe planning, and a consultation to determine household shopping style and any allergies
    • $10 worth of groceries
  • For $50, you get a holiday-party grocery delivery package (a $100 total value) that includes:
    • $20 initial consultation fee, which includes list making, recipe planning, and a consultation to determine household shopping style and any allergies
    • $80 worth of groceries

Woodlands Grocery Delivery's staff of shoppers saves families time by delivering nourishing foodstuffs directly to their doors. A consultation done in-person, on the phone, or via post-its stuck to the bellies of low-flying planes helps one of Woodlands Grocery Delivery's shoppers to determine which groceries to load up on. Request the ingredients for four full meals—each complete with a meat, a starch, vegetables, and a side salad—that will be planned out and delivered ($10). A week's worth of lunch fare sates noontime cravings effortlessly, and seven days of power breakfasts fuel people for busy days or marathon catnaps ($10 each/week).

Holiday-party grocery delivery helps alleviate the stress of hosting a soiree by eliminating endless trips for forgotten goodies at the supermarket, and the consultation aids shoppers in determining crowd-pleasing menus for festivities. The team at Woodlands Grocery Delivery saves precious coinage with shopping know-how and couponing wizardry and can either work with suggested recipes or have families sign off on a menu.

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The Groupon Guide to: Limousines

Limousines are high-class luxury vehicles full of superstars, and like the saying goes, "If you're going to be part of the limo nation/You'd better have some info-mation." Here's a guide to what you can expect to find on the inside of any given limo:

  • Men in suits being used as chairs by men in tuxedos
  • A woman screaming because her head is sticking out of the top of a moving vehicle
  • Neon lights that spell out "Wear Your Seatbelt"
  • Flat-screen TVs showing the famous scene where Herbie kisses Steph the Limo in The Love Bug
  • Bar stocked with Vroom vodka, the only alcohol designed to meet the specific needs of people who are in a limo on their way somewhere
  • VCR
  • Partition to keep the driver from hearing you wonder aloud if commoners are actually the happy ones
  • Tinted windows to keep light from shining onto the passengers' soft, wet eyes
  • A toilet that flushes with champagne instead of water

Why is that limousine screaming?

Woodlands Grocery Delivery