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Woolfson Eye Institute – Biltmore Park

$2,400 for Bilateral Conventional LASIK Surgery on Both Eyes (Up to $5,390 Value)

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$5,390
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In a Nutshell

Doctor who has performed 70,000+ procedures confirms eligibility during a consultation and corrects vision with a 10-minute LASIK treatment

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jan 30, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. Must be 18 or older. Consultation required; non-candidates will be refunded. Must provide name of purchaser and name of recipient at checkout. Valid only for bi-lateral conventional LASIK. Not valid for clients with previously scheduled appointments. Extra $500 fee each per eye for custom LASIK and bladeless LASIK.
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Before the advent of laser technology, eyes exercised themselves into 20/20 shape by rolling dismissively at reality TV and intently following the movements of overcaffeinated squirrels. Adjust your workout routine with this Groupon.

$2,400 for Bilateral Conventional LASIK Surgery on Both Eyes (Up to $5,390 Value)

Bilateral conventional LASIK surgery can correct vision problems such as nearsightedness, farsightedness, and astigmatism. During surgery, an anesthetic drop numbs the eye, making the procedure virtually painless. Custom LASIK and bladeless LASIK are available for an additional $500 each per eye.

Woolfson Eye Institute

Woolfson Eye Institute’s founder and medical director Dr. Jonathan Woolfson is a board-certified ophthalmic surgeon who has performed more than 70,000 laser vision-correction procedures. Such clinical experience has helped him earn the trust of other medical professionals; he has performed more than 300 surgeries on his fellow eye doctors and trained and certified more than 100 North American LASIK surgeons. He has also fine-tuned the eyesight of professional athletes, including Ovie Mughelli, Curtis Lofton, and Kroy Biermann of the Atlanta Falcons.

Dr. Woolfson draws upon this extensive experience each time he customizes a laser procedure to his patients’ needs. He and his staff of doctors begin every treatment with in-depth consultations, where they determine the lasers, instruments, and novelty sound effects needed to successfully enhance eyesight. Once they’ve completed their procedures, they also offer eligible patients a Lifetime Assurance Plan, granting them free lifetime access to any fine-tuning surgeries.

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Woolfson Eye Institute

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    Biltmore Park

    1 Town Square Blvd, Suite 110
    Asheville, North Carolina 28803
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