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World of Health – North Beach

60-Minute Four-Handed Aromatherapy Massage or Couples Massage (64% Off)

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Sat Aug 11 06:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$238
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64%
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$153
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In a Nutshell

Custom aromatherapy massage performed by two therapists; couples’ package with massage, facials, and champagne

The Fine Print

  • Expires Aug 7, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 48hr cancellation notice required. Valid for listed service only. Valid for San Francisco location only.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Massage was developed by NASA to help astronauts cope with edgy Tang-induced sugar highs, the lack of ESPN, and predatory aliens stowed in the hangar bay. Achieve its soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

$85 for a 60-minute four-handed aromatherapy massage (a $238 value)

  • Massage performed by two therapists
  • Custom-blended aromatherapy

$149 for a couples’ massage package (a $409 value)

  • One 60-minute couples massage
  • Two 30-minute facials using organic Éminence products
  • Champagne

World of Health

The brigade of chiropractors, physical therapists, and acupuncturists at World of Health vanquishes spinal and musculoskeletal discomfort and educates patients in nutrition and other facets of wellness. Massage therapists custom-blend therapeutic-grade essential oils to obliterate tension within a multitude of modalities, from myofascial release to sports massage. As they prepare a course of treatment, dedicated doctors engage with each patient's health history and consider such factors as lifestyle, heredity, and tendency to pole-vault.


Though World of Health sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.

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Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
I am supposed to go on a really cool ski trip with my dad, but my wife is pregnant with our first child and the due date conflicts with the trip. What do I tell my dad?
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Problem:
Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
I sing bass in a barbershop quartet that is competing in an international quartet competition. Can you give me any pointers that would help me/my quartet have a memorable performance and might help us achieve top honors?
—A. Stratton

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World of Health

3.5 out of 5
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    North Beach

    1657 Powell St.
    San Francisco, California 94133
    (415) 772-0919
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Reviews

  • The massage therapist really managed to take away the tension on the week spots.
    Ann H, Yelp, 5/15/12