Muscles, like the tails of sleeping cats or levers labeled “drain ocean,” were never meant to be pulled. Reverse the damage with this Groupon.
- $79 for two 60-minute Escape massages (a $158 value)
Wow! I Could Use a Massage!
The licensed massage therapists at Wow! I Could Use a Massage! unwind coiled musculature by customizing one of three therapeutic massage types to suit each patient's needs. Inspired by a basic Swedish massage, the Wow! Experience blends light and medium pressure to coddle muscles into a soothed state and get blood flowing better than a newspaper headline about aliens storming the White House. The Medium Pressure Refresher combines Swedish strokes with even firmer pressure to relieve back soreness, and Deep Pressure Therapy manipulates trigger points and aims to extract pain and tension.