Grimy windows present a cloudy, inhospitable world in which every car is reduced to a moving gray smudge and every pizza deliveryman is mistaken for an encyclopedia salesman. Inhabit a brighter world with today's Groupon for services from Wow! Window Cleaning, valid for all of Marin County and Sonoma County and as far north as Santa Rosa. Choose between the following options:
- For $89, you get interior and exterior window washing on a one-story house (up to a $250 value).
- For $139, you get interior and exterior window washing on a two-story house (up to a $450 value).
Wow! Window Cleaning's father-son team travels to houses in sunny Marin and Sonoma Counties to scrub windows inside and out until each pane is clean, clear, and streak-free. A mild soap solution loosens dirt, debris, and unwanted suction-cup animals, and tougher spots such as bug or plant residue get extra buffing with steel wool. After evicting all debris, cleaners squeegee away water and spot-dry with lint-free cloths to rid windows of streaks. Cleaners treat the interior windows with the same meticulous care, leaving house-spectacles completely clear to let in sunlight, moonlight, or flickering light from the films that neighbors project onto the side of your house.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Writing an Urban Legend
Everyone secretly wants to believe in scary stories that might be true. Indulge your friends' gullibility with these tips to crafting the perfect urban legend:
• Make sure the story takes place somewhere nearby, on a similar night—ideally exactly 100 years ago to the night. Or on the devil’s birthday.
• Always include an animal that turns out to be a different animal or an animal where one does not belong—like a dog that is actually a rat, or an alligator in the bathroom of the Museum of Alligator Safety.
• Tweak the details—it's only a few letters’ difference to change "gardener" to "murderer," and only a small white lie to change "was valued by the community" to "possessed double hook hands and a thirst for marrow."
• Always carry "proof"—this can be a monster's tooth carved from soap, a faded newspaper article created in Photoshop, or a scrap of the victim's clothing that is actually just a scrap of clothing you ripped off a terrified hiker you chased through the woods.
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