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X-Treme Parasail – Ala Moana - Kakaako

Tandem Parasail Ride ($138 Value)

$69
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In a Nutshell

Pairs float 500 ft. above the shores of Oahu

The Fine Print

  • Expires May 8, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Reservation required; subject to weather. 24hr cancellation notice required or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Under 18 must be accompanied by a guardian. Valid between 8AM-1PM. Not valid for pregnant women. 150lb weight min; 500lb weight max. Must sign waiver. Shuttle transportation available for additional fee. Not valid between 3/15/13-3/25/13
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Biologists estimate that water makes up 65% of the human body, 71% of the planet's surface, and 0% of the R&B group Earth, Wind & Fire. Conquer the planet’s most prevalent liquid with this Groupon.

$69 for a Tandem Parasail Ride ($138 Value)

Pairs strap into a tandem harness and launch 500 feet into the air, floating high above the shores of Oahu.

X-Treme Parasail

With more than 22 years of experience as a professional surfer and parasailer, Greg Longnecker knows how to master unruly waves and harness coastal winds. He shares his adrenaline-charged experiences with clients with the aid of USCG-certified crews at X-Treme Parasail. They lead many of their ocean voyages aboard the Honolulu Screamer, a vibrant water-propelled jet boat powered by twin C-12 engines.

The vessel cuts through coastal waves at up to 40 miles per hour as musical beats pump from its 20-speaker sound system, just below the decibel range of Poseidon's hearing. Greg and his captains alternatively provide tours up the Waikiki coastline, as well as jet-ski training and parasailing tours, which can send customers soaring up to 850 feet above the water's surface. On most excursions, participants may lay their eyes on Diamond Head and the Ko'olau Mountains, or turn seaward to gloat obnoxiously at green sea turtles and spinner dolphins.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Diner Speak

The main attraction to eating at a “greasy spoon” diner is to hear the delightful lingo the servers use to relay your order to the cooks. Many people will often order second and third meals just to hear the servers yell and then discreetly throw away the food. Here is a guide to their secret language:

Order: Double cheeseburger, medium rare, with pickles
Diner Speak: Double hockey puck made of meat with a pink soul and zombie nickels

Order: Turkey sandwich on rye, no mayo
Diner Speak: Professor Gobblington with a PhD in the economics of foreign grain markets, send the white stranger packing

Order: Two eggs, scrambled, with bacon and coffee, cream and sugar
Diner Speak: Twin albino footballs meet with a tragic accident, send the mother a crispy flag and fill the dark night with the first tragically beautiful snowfall of winter

Order: Pancakes
Diner Speak: Lil’ Sweetie Flat Breads starring Shirley Temple (1934)

Order: Pot roast
Diner Speak: Roast, pot-style

Zombie nickels: cause they’re soft, green, and dead feelin’

X-Treme Parasail

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    Ala Moana - Kakaako

    1085 Ala Moana Blvd., Slip A
    Honolulu, Hawaii 96814
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