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Zaggora – Online Deal

Weight-Loss HotPants in Shorts, Capri, or Flare Style (Up to 59% Off)

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No Longer Available
Wed Jun 20 03:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
C$71
Discount
59%
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C$42
  • T460x279
  • Healthy Living

In a Nutshell

Shorts, capris & flares boast slimming technology that works while active or asleep & helps drop up to two dress sizes in two weeks

The Fine Print

  • Expires Sep 1, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Online only. Valid only for shipping within Canada. Extra $14.50 fee for shipping.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Cellulite is a dimpling of the skin that universally affects women, men, and children who sleep in beds made out of golf balls. Even out epidermises with this Groupon.

Choose From Three Options

  • $29 for a pair of nude or black HotPants shorts (a $70.99 value)
  • $39 for a pair of capri Flare HotPants (a $94.66 value)
  • $49 for a pair of Flare HotPants (a $110.44 value)

The classic shorts style of HotPants targets fat and cellulite on the hips and bottom with infrared technology. Made from thinner, lighter material, three-quarter-leg capri Flare leggings target knees, thighs, and bottoms, and full-length Flares also slim down calves. Specially designed for nonworkout wear, nude HotPants discreetly slip beneath work dresses and footie pajamas. Shipping is $14.50 within Canada; please allow three to four weeks for delivery.

Zaggora

Zaggora's hip-hugging HotPants—which come in flare, capri flare, and original shorts styles—naturally and efficiently amp up weight-loss regimens by targeting fat deposits with infrared rays. Made from a comfortable bioceramic material, the shorts' Celu-Lite technology smoothes thighs and other dimple-prone areas by warming body tissues and promoting lymphatic drainage. This process boosts sweating by up to 80 per cent and aids in eliminating the toxins responsible for cellulite, slimming bodies by up to two jeans sizes in two weeks. Patrons can sport HotPants while awake and active, asleep in bed, or executing a series of high kicks when sleepwalking.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Escaping Your Past

Your past is a haunted place full of people, experiences, and secret government tests you’d rather forget. Follow these steps to clear your mind and your record:

  • Cut ties with your family, friends, and anyone who has a copy of your dental records.

  • Fake your own death using whichever method your father taught you when you were a kid.

  • Secretly attend your own funeral. Write something self-deprecating in the memorial book so that no one suspects that you’re still alive and attending your own funeral.

  • Change your name to be the same as your favorite celebrity. The fun of having a celebrity name will take your mind off of the all the crying you did when you found out you were dead.

  • Help yourself forget about all that stuff by filling your brain with the names of as many different horse breeds and horse facts as you can remember.

  • Congratulations! You’re ready to restart your life as “Freddie Prinze Jr., Celebrity Horse Trainer”.

How can you prove that you weren’t at your own funeral?