For centuries mankind has envied pizza dough and wondered how we too could be kneaded to relaxed, savory states without paying for the luxury of being escorted via wooden paddle to a Sicilian brick oven. For $45, today's Groupon gets new clients one of four 60-minute massages with a choice of aromatheraphy treatment or a traditional Chinese acupuncture treatment from Zama Massage (up to a $90 value). An appointment at Zama's Sullivan's Gulch temple of rubbin' is required.
The experienced therapists at Zama know how to make muscles melt in a protein pool. Choose from four relaxing massages: the Swedish (soothing, relaxing, de-stressing), sports massage (full-body option that stretches tight muscles and returns them to their full, active potential), deep-tissue massage (alleviates tremendous pain, reduces debilitating scar tissue, and decreases incidents of stress-yelling), or ashiatsu (ancient method that applies deep pressure from the therapist's feet). Pair muscle unknotting with a sense-awakening scent blend such as geranium and orange Balancing; tingly tea tree; lavender; eucalyptus and peppermint Muscle Relief; the lemon-, peppermint-, and rosemary-slicked Revitalizing; or the tea-like Stress Relief, with jasmine and bergamot.
Should the prospect of muscle and olfactory stimulation fail to prick their interest, first-time customers can get warm and tingly about a traditional Chinese acupuncture treatment. Licensed acupuncturist Katelyn Decker will put her expert needle wielding skills to good use by painlessly inserting tiny, flexible needles along the body's major meridians, stimulating circulation and helping to alleviate chronic issues like pain, tension, inflammation, and other bodily imbalances. The peace-provoking pinpricks are sterile and disposable, and patients often fall asleep during the relaxing procedure to awaken refreshed and less inflated.
If you don’t believe that a massage or acupuncture would do you a heap of good, your denial is denying your body joy. Put it in the trustworthy, palm-approved hands of Zama’s therapists, who have years of experience and are trained at homing in on and obliterating tension like a cruise missile of bliss.
Though you may purchase multiple Groupons for friends, you may only redeem one for yourself. Customers may choose to upgrade to a different massage by paying the difference.
- I had no idea I could feel so good. I had no idea what health I was missing out on. I've been to so many massage therapists about these issues and none have come even remotely close to the healing that Aradia was able to provide. – Lisa G., Yelp
- Great experience...friendly staff, clean establishment, resonably priced; excellent massage. I would recommend it to anyone. – pdxtor, Citysearch