Picasso once said, "Nothing is certain but death and taxes," and now that most people are living forever, it's only taxes that are unavoidable. Surmount another eternal irritant with today's Groupon from GAZ Financial Services in Pasadena. Choose from three options:
- For $45, you get 1040EZ tax preparation, plus one state (a $90 value).
- For $75, you get 1040/1040A tax preparation, plus one state (a $180 value).
- For $200, you get 1120, 1120S, or 1065 tax preparation (a $500 value).
The tax-tinkerers at GAZ Financial Services tackle each account with an exhaustive preparation process that combines the compassion of an empath with the analytical powers and fondness for deerstalker hats found in history's great sleuths. Whether you’re a single person or a business, GAZ’s financial advisors will work with you one-on-one and point out easily missed opportunities for deductions, as well as explain why you can’t write off Zydeco records as a medical expense simply because they cured “the blues.” By the time your tax return has been signed and sent, you’ll have saved hours of time and hair-pulling—ensuring you never, ever have to meet the cute IRS auditor who laughs at your jokes and loves all the same things you love.
Reviews
Five Yelpers all give GAZ Financial Services a five-star rating:
- Greg's great - I had a ton of questions about a particular problem and he answered them all without making me feel stupid or talking down to me. I'm glad I met him and definitely plan to go back next tax season. I'd recommend him in a heartbeat! – Irene C., Yelp
- I've used Greg's services for a few years now, and have been very happy with his work. In fact, I have even referred several friends and co-workers to him, and they've been pleased as well. – Blake J., Yelp
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Self-Esteem
Unfortunately, we don't have people telling us how great we are all the time, necessitating the complex emotion of self-esteem. Here's how to help you maintain a suitable amount of self-esteem:
Hour One: Cook a hearty breakfast. Not only will eating fill your lungs with nutrients, but the act of cooking will make you feel like a lumberjack—traditionally the tallest, and therefore most worthwhile, profession.
Hour Two: Read a book. Educated people are always happy.
Hour Three: Work with your hands. Why not create something positive and use your hands to make a birdhouse or a gang sign?
Hour Four: Think of others. Any time that you spend imagining that you're volunteering can be written off on your taxes.
Hour Five: Spend the hour repeating, "You are not worthless," over and over again. In no time, the words will lose all meaning.
Hour Six: Find a mirror and start staring. Studies prove that as long as you produce a reflection, you're still alive.
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