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Dr. Michael Ridgeway's team of licensed laser wielders zaps away stubborn fat deposits during noninvasive Zerona cold-laser treatments. In 40-minute sessions, energy from a nonthermal, low-level laser stimulates the membranes of fat cells, tickling them into submission as stubborn adipose tissue floats into interstitial space. Once neutralized, fatty tissues can be naturally flushed out of the body through the normal process of detoxification or via a make-out session with a geyser. During clinical testing, patients treated with six Zerona therapy sessions lost an average of 3.5 inches on targeted areas, whereas placebo groups lost only half an inch of fat while regularly receiving water injections and taking sugar pills.
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Dr. Michael Ridgeway brings more than 30 years' experience in natural healing to Zerona Santa Rosa. He specializes in relieving back pain, sports injuries, carpal-tunnel syndrome, and herniated discs. His treatments aren't limited to adults: he's also certified to treat kids and pets. Aside from chiropractic care, he slenderizes bodies using Zerona laser technology. During 40-minute treatments, nonthermal laser energy is used to help break down fat cells, causing them to release their contents into the body, where they can be flushed away by the lymphatic system or burned for energy.
777 Farmers Ln.
Santa Rosa, California 95405