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Zespa – Northwest Side

Two or Four Venus Freeze Skin-Rejuvenation Treatments (Up to 80% Off)

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No Longer Available
Wed Jan 09 05:59:59 UTC 2013
Value
$667
Discount
79%
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$528
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  • Fountain of Youth

In a Nutshell

Radio frequencies and pulsed magnetic fields work to address cellulite, loose skin, and wrinkles

The Fine Print

  • Expires 120 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Time has eroded the world's great works of classical beauty, from the lost arms of Venus de Milo to the Sphinx's firm, masculine tongue. Get a timeless look with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $139 for two Venus Freeze treatments (a $667 value)
  • $269 for four Venus Freeze treatments (a $1,332 value)

Noninvasive Venus Freeze treatments deliver radio frequencies and pulsed magnetic fields into the skin, a process designed to address cellulite, loose skin, and wrinkles.

Zespa

The silhouette professionals at Zespa enhance physiques with non-invasive, FDA--approved Zerona laser treatments and the Venus Freeze skin-rejuvenation system. Comprehensive body-contouring plans encourage healthier habits and lasting inch loss by harnessing Zerona’s cold-laser technology, which liquefies lipids at the cellular level, allowing the fat to run screaming from the body like a donut that mistakenly ends up in a health-food store.

A series of treatments can shrink the circumference of the waist, hips, thighs, or other target areas. Venus Freeze, which Zespa compares to a hot-stone massage, works to tighten skin, reducing wrinkles and cellulite and making skin appear as youthful-looking as a puppy wearing pigtails.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Diner Speak

The main attraction to eating at a “greasy spoon” diner is to hear the delightful lingo the servers use to relay your order to the cooks. Many people will often order second and third meals just to hear the servers yell and then discreetly throw away the food. Here is a guide to their secret language:

Order: Double cheeseburger, medium rare, with pickles
Diner Speak: Double hockey puck made of meat with a pink soul and zombie nickels

Order: Turkey sandwich on rye, no mayo
Diner Speak: Professor Gobblington with a PhD in the economics of foreign grain markets, send the white stranger packing

Order: Two eggs, scrambled, with bacon and coffee, cream and sugar
Diner Speak: Twin albino footballs meet with a tragic accident, send the mother a crispy flag and fill the dark night with the first tragically beautiful snowfall of winter

Order: Pancakes
Diner Speak: Lil’ Sweetie Flat Breads starring Shirley Temple (1934)

Order: Pot roast
Diner Speak: Roast, pot-style

Zombie nickels: cause they’re soft, green, and dead feelin’

Zespa

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    Northwest Side

    8426 Fountain Cir.
    San Antonio, Texas 78229
    (210) 209-8118
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