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Zionic – Online Deal

$10 for Original Collection Watch ($20.25 Value)

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Highlights

  • Natural minerals may increase strength & energy
  • LCD screen tracks time
  • Six sizes, 30 different colors

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  • Expires Sep 11, 2011
  • Limit 5 per person. Limit 5 per order. Online only.
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In an attempt to harness the power of time, humans have done everything from strapping a saddle to a grandfather clock to drinking protein shakes blended with pocket watches. Master passing minutes a healthier way with today's Groupon: for $10, you get an Original Collection watch from Zionic (a $20.25 value). Shipping included for US with this Groupon.

Zionic watches stylishly track time while emitting negative ions to foster the owner's overall body health. Molded from silicone, chronometers are infused with the positive powers of the natural minerals germanium and tourmaline, which work to invigorate bodies with increased strength, balance, energy, and flexibility. Available in six different sizes and 30 different colors, fashionable tickers may augment blood circulation and mental alertness while moderating stress and fatigue. An LCD screen offers temporal tidbits atop the lightweight, water-resistant wrist wrap with a battery good for 12 to 18 months or until used to jumpstart a submarine.

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While watches are typically defined by displaying the hour, the most remarkable function of Zionic's stylish sport watches is completely unrelated to telling time. Infused in each watch's silicone band are particles of germanium and tourmaline that emit a constant aura of negative ions, which can provide a bevy of purported health benefits including increased endurance, higher energy levels, and spider-sense.

The timepieces themselves, however, don't slouch in the functions department. Water resistant to three atmospheres, the digital faces display the time, day, and date and weigh in at a feathery 10 grams.

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The Groupon Guide to: School Skills

Before children can advance to the next grade in school, they must possess certain skills necessary for increasing academic success. Here are the skills your child needs before beginning the next level of their K–12 education:

Kindergarten: Familiarity with the alphabet's first (or "beginner's") half
First Grade: Ability to fake an understanding nod when difficult concepts arise
Second Grade: Readiness for spelling bees and their more dangerous cousins, spelling wasps
Third Grade: Can design and carve their own multiplication table
Fourth Grade: No longer satisfied by anecdotal evidence of cooties, demands to see empirical proof
Fifth Grade: Can judge a book by its cover
Sixth Grade: Feels an adult-like superiority over younger elementary students, derived mainly from shoebox-diorama proficiency
Seventh Grade: Recognizes that rest-of-life coolness is determined on the first day of middle school
Eighth Grade: Expertise in Hollywood-caliber makeup effects to simulate outward signs of puberty
Ninth Grade: Total rejection of parents, society, sellouts, poseurs, un-raged-against machines, traditional values, book learning, mall curfews, capitalism, know-it-alls, know-a-bits, know-nothings, playing a full game of Mousetrap instead of just building the mousetrap and watching that, anyone who hasn't seen The Matrix, anyone who has seen The Matrix, and most of their friends from middle school
10th Grade: Should be able to read by now
11th Grade: Prepares for prom by holding hundreds of practice proms in the backyard, starring dozens of neighborhood dogs in tuxedos
12th Grade: Must be a complete and functioning adult

At what age should your child be able to judge a book by its cover?

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