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Zoomy's Carpet Cleaning Company – Redeem from Home

One or Two Four-Room Carpet Cleanings or Steam Cleaning for a Loveseat and Sofa (Up to 59% Off)

from$49
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No Longer Available
Wed Apr 18 03:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$100
Discount
51%
You Save
$51
  • T460x279
  • Home Improvement
  • Nester

In a Nutshell

Stains and grime retreat as insured technicians steam-clean a love seat and sofa or four rooms worth of carpet.

The Fine Print

  • Expires Apr 24, 2013
  • Limit 1 per household. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Valid only within Forsythe, Mecklenburg, Surry, Stokes, Yadkin, Alamance, Guildford, Randolph, and Elkin counties.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. This Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches.

Choose from Three Options

  • $59 for one four-room carpet-cleaning session (a $120 value)
  • $99 two four-room carpet-cleaning sessions (a $240 value)
  • $49 for a steam cleaning for a loveseat and sofa (a $100 value)

Zoomy's Carpet Cleaning Company

Since Zoomy's Carpet Cleaning Company first opened its doors eight years ago, its experienced, insured technicians have attacked obdurate grime and unsightly stains, obliterating them from carpets and upholstery across nine counties. A powerful steam-cleaning system dislodges dirt and dissolves all manner of stains, including those left behind by blood, soda, ink, or pet indiscretions—leaving behind nothing to inspire scorn from nosy neighbors or suspicion among feline junior detectives. A powerful, 500 PSI vacuum lifts away surface grime to ready floors to be re-trod upon, and the company's techs will happily move all furniture back into place as long as all breakables have been safely relocated.

Groupon Says

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TThe Groupon Guide to: Hibernating Animals

All of the earth’s animals hibernate, whether to stay warm and conserve energy throughout the winter or to avoid making eye contact with a roommate during the two weeks you gave her to pack up and vacate. Sleep peacefully with this guide to hibernating animals:

Squirrels: As temperatures drop, squirrels instinctively begin hoarding nuts for the winter, like a sensible creature that can provide for itself. What would be really nuts would be it cramming its home with something useless, such as old bicycle parts and stacks of newspapers that it claims will one day be turned into “3-D collages” for an upcoming “gallery show.”

Bears: Noble giants of the forest, bears are capable of waiting out the winter by sleeping for months at a time—not unlike certain people’s roommates who are somehow able to sleep through entire five-hour windows in the middle of the day even though the Internet guy is coming by. Bears are also known to take the food of others as their own.

Bats: These nocturnal mammals often make their nest somewhere warm, such as someone else’s house, even though they’re not welcome, and neither is their Austrian boyfriend whose refusal to get his own place made a lot more sense once you found out they were secretly married.

Can humans hibernate?

Zoomy's Carpet Cleaning Company