Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. This Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches.
Choose from Three Options
- $59 for one four-room carpet-cleaning session (a $120 value)
- $99 two four-room carpet-cleaning sessions (a $240 value)
- $49 for a steam cleaning for a loveseat and sofa (a $100 value)
Zoomy's Carpet Cleaning Company
Since Zoomy's Carpet Cleaning Company first opened its doors eight years ago, its experienced, insured technicians have attacked obdurate grime and unsightly stains, obliterating them from carpets and upholstery across nine counties. A powerful steam-cleaning system dislodges dirt and dissolves all manner of stains, including those left behind by blood, soda, ink, or pet indiscretions—leaving behind nothing to inspire scorn from nosy neighbors or suspicion among feline junior detectives. A powerful, 500 PSI vacuum lifts away surface grime to ready floors to be re-trod upon, and the company's techs will happily move all furniture back into place as long as all breakables have been safely relocated.