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Whereas dogs sometimes bite each other out of playful exuberance and excitement, humans generally bite each other to end awkward silences. Preserve your most effective conversation starter with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a child or adult exam, a cleaning, and x-rays at Five Parks Dental in Arvada (a $334 value).
Led by Dr. Jesse Jenkins, Five Parks Dental provides patients with a comfortable environment and expert care to keep tooth-related troubles at bay. Thoroughly check out your chompers with a full set of digital x-rays, which can help reveal any bone loss, tumors, or other dental dilemmas that may be masquerading as reclusive concert pianists on a gum-line retreat. A comprehensive examination applies the same scrutiny to other concerns, keeping mouth rocks polished and suitable for showing to strangers with a complete session of tartar-evicting cleaning and polishing. The doctor will also sniff out symptoms of TMJ, head and neck cancer, and periodontal predicaments with the tenacity of a three-nosed bloodhound. During the visit, patients can gaze up at an overhead television to watch a movie or don headphones to distract ears from demanding their own gentle cleaning.
Ideal for amateur vampires and chewing-gum spokespeople, Five Parks Dental defends smiles with the latest technology and exacting perfectionism. Its office strives to keep operations green, and its soothing waiting-room décor gives patients a relaxing space in which to await their appointments and debate canasta strategy.
New patients only.
Reviews
Six Yahoo! Locals give Five Parks Dental a full five stars overall:
- We love the team and they are very good with children. We have a 3 and a 5 year old that have had wonderful experiences during their first friendly dental visits. Keep up the great work! – Fritz
- Dr. Jenkins is fabulous! She didn't make me feel guilty for having not visited a dentist in a few years. She pulled 2 of my wisdom teeth and I was shocked by how 'good' the experience was! Very light-hearted and fun staff! – Angie
Groupon Says
Your Teeth Dreams and What They Mean
Five Parks Dental can add +10 Health Points to your teeth, but they can't actually interpret your teeth-related dreams. Here are some common dental dreams and what they mean:
The Dream: Your teeth are falling out.
What It Means: You're worried about your teeth falling out. This is a common dream among children, the elderly, the oft-punched, and those who have had their gums surgically replaced with double-sided tape.
The Dream: The teeth in your mouth have grown to gigantic size.
What It Means: You're concerned that the vial of dinosaur DNA you drank on a dare is turning you into half-dinosaur/half-scientist monstrosity. Don't worry! You'll not only retain your human intellect, you'll also gain the scaly skin and instinctual hunting ability of a terrible lizard.
The Dream: Your teeth are talking to you with the voice of your deceased Uncle Armand.
What It Means: You shouldn't have eaten Uncle Armand.
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