For centuries mankind has envied pizza dough and wondered how we too could be kneaded to relaxed, savory states without paying for the luxury of being escorted via wooden paddle to a Sicilian brick oven. Play the role of dough circle with today's Groupon to Signature Massage by Dawn. The pamper palace is the massaging grounds for owner Dawn Adams and her staff of licensed massage therapists. Choose between two options:
- $30 for a one-hour massage (a $55 value), plus 10% off regular massage services for one year. The massage incorporates a fruit-basket-worth of techniques to melt away stress icicles and frozen tension sculptures.
- $50 for a signature massage package, which is 75 minutes of services, including a 30-minute massage, mini-facial, mini-foot reflexology, and mini-scalp massage (a $100 value).
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The Groupon Guide to: Wintery Water
Water, the second-most-popular pool filling after Vaseline, frequently transmogrifies into obnoxious, shiver-inducing semi-solids during the winter. Here's a look at the forms of water only found during this season:
Snow: Snow can be rolled into grenade-sized balls and thrown at children without legal penalty, since the evidence melts into harmless fetid water before police can arrive. Three larger snowballs can be used to create lifelike man-facsimiles that make ideal party guests if human friends prove too elusive.
Sleet: This chilly cloud excretion famously poses no threat to mail carriers, who bat the sleet away with their government-issued baseball bats while carrying out their routes on government-issued personal transporters (horses).
Hail: These ice balls come in three sizes: small, medium, and with frogs inside. Children love playing in hailstorms because the rapid stings of the falling hail give them penance for their youthful indiscretions.
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