A neglected face often rebels by scowling during your wedding vows or sprouting a five o'clock shadow at precisely four. Soothe volatile visages with today's Groupon.
The Deal
$39 for a mini facial package (a $90 total value), which includes:
- A one-hour European deep-cleansing facial (a $75 value)
- One box of chocolates and herbal green tea (a $15 value)
$69 for a complete facial package (a $150 total value), which includes:
- A one-hour European deep-cleansing facial (a $75 value)
- A sea-salt exfoliation and paraffin hand treatment (a $20 value)
- An eye and lip exfoliation treatment and mask (a $40 value)
- One box of chocolates and herbal green tea (a $15 value)
Vaira's European Holistic Skin Care
The experienced aestheticians at Vaira's European Holistic Skin Care pamper the epidermis with European spa treatments and a natural harvest of soothing herbs and scrubs. Exfoliating facial creams brim with natural ingredients such as collagen, essential oils, and vitamin C enzymes, all of which team up to imbue skin with the softness and sleekness of a laminated teddy bear. Aromatherapy calms the senses as aestheticians buff away blemishes and expired skin cells during herbal body treatments and revitalizing sea-salt scrubs. Waxing services capably defuzz nearly a dozen different areas of the body, including lips, underarms, and vestigial tails
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Identifying Planets
Identifying the planets of the solar system can be difficult, even with a telescope and several reference tattoos inspired by Roman mythology. What are some key indicators that will help you identify famous planets?
Is the planet a red planet? The planet is most likely Mars, best known by its nickname, The Planet Most Often Referred to as "The Red Planet." Mars is also identifiable by its unusual structures, including a mountain shaped like a human face, thousands of craters shaped like dinosaur footprints, and a looping canyon that seems to spell "No signs of life, sorry" in cursive.
Is the planet encircled by beautiful rings? This planet is most likely Jupiter. After being struck by an asteroid the size of the Pacific Ocean, much of Jupiter's fertile landmass entered its atmosphere as debris but was retained as a ring by its powerful gravity. Today, this ring protects Jupiter from solar radiation and many of our daily test missiles.
Is it the planet you're currently standing on? This planet is most likely Earth. If you definitely know this not to be the case, please contact the government of Earth immediately with a handwritten letter of surrender in Earth's official language—artfully arranged bars of gold to serve as paperweights on blueprints for cool laser guns.
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