Standup comedy shows foster a connection with a favorite performer that's hard to find in other productions, whose supporting actors tend to get in the way of sustaining eye contact for longer than 20 minutes. Let tears of laughter fill wide eyes with this GrouponLive deal to see a comedy show at MGM Grand At Foxwoods Theater in Mashantucket. Choose between the following options:
- For $52, you get two category 2 or 3 tickets to see Aziz Ansari on Saturday, May 19, at 9 p.m. (up to a $105 value).
- For $58, you get two category 2 or 3 tickets to see Jim Gaffigan on Saturday, June 2, at 8 p.m. (up to a $117 value).
Tom Haverford would envy Aziz Ansari. The scheming government clerk on NBC's Parks and Recreation dreams of sharing bottle service with high rollers even as he shops the boys' department at Brooks Brothers; meanwhile, the comic who plays him has parlayed fame from standup stages and MTV sketch show Human Giant into real-life friendships with Kanye West and Jay-Z. Dressed to the nines for his 2012 Buried Alive tour, the man named one of Rolling Stone's "eight rising stars guaranteed to keep you laughing for years" bounces across the stage as he works through an hour of brand-new material.
A constant late-night presence, Jim Gaffigan embarks on The America tour with what ABC News' Allan Raible calls "master-level observational comedy." In an unhurried baritone peppered with self-deprecating comments from his breathy, high-pitched alternate personality, Gaffigan discourses on his strained relationship with food and his position as both an observer and participant in American laziness.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Boat Naming
Naming a boat or “ship” is probably the most important part of boat owner"ship." Here’s a guide to naming your sea craft no matter what “type” it is (this sentence was typed, which is why the quotes around “type” are funny):
Personal Yacht
• A Seafoam Symphony (boat name by Mikæl)
• Charity Schmarity
• If This Boat’s a-Rockin’, Please Come a-Knockin’ – We Do Not Want to Drown
• Martha’s Windward
• Yachtoberfest
Commercial Boats
• The Chuggler
• The SS Hungry Man
• Big Boat
Cruise Ships
• The (Type of Fruit/Time of Day) Princess
Speed Boats
• Angry Angus
• Daddy’s Little Metaphor
• My Best Friend’s Wake
• This Tears It: I Enjoy Speedboats
• Last of the Boat-Speedcans
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