The phrase “You didn’t tell me you had a sister," longtime staple in the Flattery for Prospective Mothers-in-Law playbook, can now be delivered with fawning sincerity with today’s Groupon: for $79, you get 20 units of Botox or 40 units of Dysport on one area of the face at PascualMD MedSpa (up to a $280 value). Choose from Pascual's three locations: Pembroke Pines, Aventura, and Dorwal.
Armed with an arsenal of face-smoothing potions and comfortable, luxurious facilities, the skilled-and-experienced Dr. Amaryllis Pascual oversees a sure-handed, certified team devoted to each individual's facial-rejuvenation goals. Fighting back against the merciless onslaught of aging, juvenescent Botox treatments are nonsurgical and take only moments to apply, with results that typically last for three to six months. Botox smoothes out crow's-feet wrinkles around the corner of the eyes and flattens furrowed foreheads. Botox’s sister Dysport may also be used in the same manner as her sibling to restore youthfulness across the glabela bridge between the eyebrows, on the forehead, or around the eyes, reducing nettlesome frown lines and turning back one's continence clock without enlisting the help of charming but emotionally stunted physicist.
Reviews
Though PascualMD MedSpa hasn't received many online reviews, past customers rave about the services in online testimonials:
- I came to Dr. Pascual, she listened to my concerns and I immediately felt comfortable…Dr. Pascual is a consummate professional whom I trust with my medical/cosmetic needs. – Vanessa Medina
- I found Dr. Pascual through a friend of mine, my experience was wonderful, was pain free. Dr. Pascual knows exactly how a woman wants to look! – Karolina Pulgar
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Rapping
For those who want to join the National Association of Successful Crazy Awesome Rappers (NASCAR), here are some tips to make it in:
- Rap groups with more than five members get 15% off at Denny's
- No rapper has made a video in which a dump truck full of expensive watches crashes into a cement mixer full of schnapps
- Every rapper needs a gimmicky name, such as Greg the Rapping Barista, Lil' Dentist, or G.A.R.B.A.G.E.M.A.N.
- Some risqué rappers talk about french kissing
- Get one of those cars that bounce up and down and dispenses fancy cream sodas
- If you have time, put some creative rhymes over a catchy beat
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