Though fake vampire fangs were originally designed to conceal uncleanly teeth, their waxy composition rendered them useless for chewing anything but dough balls dipped in water. Properly protect pointy chompers with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a comprehensive dental package at Right Dental Group (a $300 value). The dental package includes:
- Exam
- Cleaning
- X-rays
With hundreds of locations across the country, Right Dental Group represents a collection of oral-health-care professionals who deliver a variety of quality dental services. The collective places an emphasis on relationship building—meaning patients can confess their most egregious toffee-apple trespasses while receiving a teeth scrubbing delivered with precision and understanding. Each of the dentists is prescreened for a consistent record of excellence and the ability to efficiently locate a cavity in a toothstack.
A skilled doctor and staff will skillfully probe forgotten mouth corners, eradicating tartar and expunging plaque from bacterial lairs. The included x-rays will help uncover any oral problem areas that cannot be seen with the shamelessly naked eye. After treatment, clients will be privy to tips that explain the proper brushing and flossing techniques to ward off gum disease and tooth loss, ensuring tongue-stoppers remain firmly rooted to the rest of the skeletal system.
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The Groupon Guide to: Children’s Book Titles
Anyone who has written a children’s book will tell you that it’s very easy—all you need is a title to get you started. Feel free to grab any of these currently available children’s book titles in order to pen your masterpiece:
• Jiminy Thicket & the Argyle Gargoyle
• The Fantastical Journeys of Frederick, the Boy Who Lived in a Different House on Weekends
• The Young Raven-Symoné Mysteries
• Public-Domain Wizard School Concept #447
• Say Goodbye to Smokey! The Incredible True Story of the Last Captive Panda
• Jumanji 2: Two-manji?
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