According to an old saying, your home is your castle, your television is your court jester, and your dog is your moat. Repel invading dust-bunny hordes with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $69 for one housecleaning session of three man-hours (a $180 value)
- $119 for two housecleaning sessions of three man-hours each (a $360 value). This option can be used in one or two visits.
Pristine Cleaning
The meticulous and reliable techs at Pristine Cleaning don crisp uniforms as they rescue sullied abodes from unsightly grime. Their goal is simple: to make your life easier. To this end, they strive to give clients peace of mind by displaying a professional manner, workmanship that is above reproach, and pictures of well-fitting pants.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Boat Naming
Naming a boat or “ship” is probably the most important part of boat owner"ship." Here’s a guide to naming your sea craft no matter what “type” it is (this sentence was typed, which is why the quotes around “type” are funny):
Personal Yacht
• A Seafoam Symphony (boat name by Mikæl)
• Charity Schmarity
• If This Boat’s a-Rockin’, Please Come a-Knockin’ – We Do Not Want to Drown
• Martha’s Windward
• Yachtoberfest
Commercial Boats
• The Chuggler
• The SS Hungry Man
• Big Boat
Cruise Ships
• The (Type of Fruit/Time of Day) Princess
Speed Boats
• Angry Angus
• Daddy’s Little Metaphor
• My Best Friend’s Wake
• This Tears It: I Enjoy Speedboats
• Last of the Boat-Speedcans
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