Flowers send silent signs of affection, like a romantic telegraph or smoke signals sent from burning boxes of chocolate. Convey wordless worth with today's Groupon: for $30, you get $50 worth of plant and floral arrangements from Touched by Flowers. Touched by Flowers will give a percentage of the proceeds to a charity of your choice of more than 30 different nonprofit organizations. Your Groupon also covers the $9.95 service and transmission fee, for a $60 total value. Shipping is included.
Touched by Flowers boasts a bounty of smile-inducing fresh flowers and plants for every conceivable occasion. Spruce up a cheerless bee hive with an artistic arrangement of bicolored roses ($74.99) or go springy with a peacock's plume-inspired cascade of color ($54.99). Those with leafier leanings may appreciate a blooming bromeliad ($64.99), with its rosy peak and easy-to-love personality. And if your giftee is notoriously absentminded, go with a bouncy, low-maintenance rubber plant ($64.99).
Once you make your selection, each order is hand-arranged and delivered by the florist nearest to your recipient. Your request will be quickly processed and delivered anywhere in the United States (including the original 13 colonies) on the date of your choosing, up to and including ASAP.
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The Groupon Guide to: Choosing a Boxing Nickname
There is no point in boxing if you don't have a good nickname. In fact, most fights are called on account of dominant pseudonym, in which the nickname allows the judges to know who the better fighter is before the bout has even begun. Here is a guide to finding your nomme de lutte:
- If you suffer from hair-trigger nosebleeds, then your nickname is:
Bloodstorm - If you told all your friends that Bruce Willis was a skeleton the whole time, then your nickname is:
Spoiler Alert - If you punch people really hard in the face, then your nickname is:
Dr. Punch-Hard, Attorney at Jaw - If you are two kids posing as an adult, hoping to use the prize money to save the rec center, then your nickname is:
A Marketable Screenplay; Contact My Agent, Gene Lamplight - If you fight in a violent manner, raging like a bull, then your nickname is:
Dr. Punch-Hard, Attorney at Jaw
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