Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Keep the peace with this Groupon.
Choose from Four Options
- $49 for two hours of housecleaning (a $100 value)
- $95 for four hours of housecleaning (a $200 value
- $139 for six hours of housecleaning (a $300 value)
- $184 for eight hours of housecleaning (a $400 value)
Customers should note housekeepers will not clean up animal waste or get on a ladder.
Cleaning with a Cause
Cleaning with a Cause owner Julie Gaines donates a portion of her cleaning service's earnings to Hand of Hope, the missions arm of Joyce Meyer Ministries. A wide spectrum of charitable efforts, from feeding programs to prison ministries, garner fuel from Gaines's cleaning sessions, to which she totes a heavy-duty Shark steam mop and her own eco-friendly cleaning products. Her flexibility also allows her to augment scheduled tidying sessions with á la carte services, including polishing wood furniture, laundering clothes, and waxing particle accelerators.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Boat Naming
Naming a boat or “ship” is probably the most important part of boat owner"ship." Here’s a guide to naming your sea craft no matter what “type” it is (this sentence was typed, which is why the quotes around “type” are funny):
Personal Yacht
• A Seafoam Symphony (boat name by Mikæl)
• Charity Schmarity
• If This Boat’s a-Rockin’, Please Come a-Knockin’ – We Do Not Want to Drown
• Martha’s Windward
• Yachtoberfest
Commercial Boats
• The Chuggler
• The SS Hungry Man
• Big Boat
Cruise Ships
• The (Type of Fruit/Time of Day) Princess
Speed Boats
• Angry Angus
• Daddy’s Little Metaphor
• My Best Friend’s Wake
• This Tears It: I Enjoy Speedboats
• Last of the Boat-Speedcans
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