If the Hundred Years' War had been fought with paintballs instead of rifles, it might still be happening, but it'd be so colourful that no one would mind. Experience your own vibrant battlefield with today's Groupon: for $20, you get three hours of paintball for two people at Paintball Nation (up to a $91.50 value). Your Groupon is redeemable at both the Mississauga indoor location and the Brampton outdoor location. This Groupon is valid on the weekends only.
The five-year-old paintball grounds have been the scene of numerous fun-filled outings and score-settling duels between coworkers, serving more than 20,000 armed artists annually. Your Groupon is good for a three-hour all-out throwdown for you and a friend or Parliamentary representative at either of Paintball Nation's expansive fields. The indoor Mississauga “urban scenario” field comes complete with sniper towers, faux buildings, trucks, and over-zealous feline-rights canvassers for you to dodge, hide behind, duck under, or lean on for a quick break, and the outdoor Brampton field (open through October by reservation only) holds the promise of letting you soak up the last days of fall fun in the open air. Admission includes all the gear you and your nemesis will need to pummel one another with explosive paint pellets—mask, markers, air tank with refills, 200 paint spheres, and chic coveralls to shield and protect your clothing and skin.
Paintball is more than a safe and satisfying way to release aggression and practice your aim—it also offers a high-impact cardio workout and a forum for aged abstract expressionists of the 1950s to relive their glory days. So seize this opportunity to live out your destiny as a noble art warrior and bring a friend or foe for a less lonely battlefield experience. Call to reserve your spot.
All players must sign a waiver to participate; players under 18 must have their parent or guardian sign for them. Waivers can be completed on-site or printed and filled out beforehand.
Reviews
More than 100 PBReviewers provided their thoughts on Paintball Nation's indoor field:
- The field is not set up for tournaments, its set up to have have [sic] fun…I always feel safe sending my kids in to play. They've added a lot of wood chips to the floor, so its not slippery and actually feels soft when you're running on it. – Johnny B.
- The ladies at the front counter were friendly and helpful. – Mauler018
Groupon Says
Code Names Count
Before you become the paint-splattered simulated-killing machine your parents always hoped you would be, you need to hit the battlefield with a cool code name that reflects your personality. But with so many totally badbutt code names to choose from, the task can be daunting. That’s why we put together this handy guide to help you select a sufficiently intimidating moniker.
- If your extreme vanity does not allow you to play outside of your signature tuxedo, your codename is: “Fancypants.”
- If you have an Olympic medal for paintball, or have been in upward of five actual wars, your codename is: “Ringer.”
- If all your friends call you “SnackWells,” after your favourite food, SnackWells, your codename is: “Lo-Fat.”
- If you’re totally psyched about your parents getting divorced, your codename is: “Two-Christmas” followed by your last name (i.e., Two-Christmas Jones).
- If you bring cold sodas, your codename is: “Thanks, man.”
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