Love means never having to say you're sorry, but beauty means never having to pause at stoplights. Shift your appearance into fifth gear with today’s Groupon.
The Deal
$99 for four microdermabrasion treatments (a $400 value)
$149 for six microdermabrasion treatments (a $600 value)
$199 for eight microdermabrasion treatments (an $800 value)
- 30-minute treatments
- Lifts away outer layer of dead skin
- Can improve fine lines, acne scarring, large pores, and hyperpigmentation
Absolute Relaxation Massage & Bodywork
Ensconced within Total Elegance Spa and Salon, Absolute Relaxation Massage & Bodywork's licensed therapist and aesthetician, Nikki Ahearn, brightens dull epidermal layers with a docket of spa services. Nikki resurfaces façades with refreshing facials, deeply exfoliating microdermabrasion treatments, and rejuvenating peels. Body wraps lure toxins away with seaweed extract and a carrot-shaped magnet, while massage sessions drive away tension with hot stones and apt hands. Hours in the evening and every other Saturday ensure convenient appointment times for people who work during the day or spend their nights scanning the skies, helping Orion find his belt.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Motivational Mottos
Whether you're feeling so low that you're down in the dumps or feeling so sensational that you're up in the dumps, you'll feel better after repeating a motivational mantra to yourself. Seek success with these proven maxims:
• "Go for the gold!"
• "Live your best life!"
• "Is that gold from earlier making, like, a 'whirring' noise?"
• "Be the change you want to see!"
• "Dang! That gold is hot to the touch … just like I should be."
• "Everyone who looks at the gold starts bleeding. We have to get rid of it."
• "The pawn-shop owner's dog hissed at the gold and when the owner screamed at us, I noticed his mouth had 100 teeth in it."
• "I told the police, 'The gold burned down my house! It was the gold!' but they wouldn't listen!"
• "Is this what you wanted, gold? To see me reduced to nothing?"
• "I buried the gold in cement at a construction zone, but didn't notice the sign reading 'Future Site of The Center for Hubris Studies.'"
• "Settle for silver."
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