Before dry cleaning, clothing was washed by dressing up a phalanx of backyard laundry scarecrows just before thunderstorms. Today's deal lets you do away with sopping strawmen and clean your clothes the new-fashioned way—with science: for $10, you get $20 worth of any dry-cleaning services at Martinizing Dry Cleaning. Drop off your sullied sarafans for sudsing at the owner-operated business's South Military Avenue location only.
The friendly clothing cleansers at Martinizing Dry Cleaning have been scrubbing the enrobements of Wisconsinites in an eco-friendly manner since upgrading to new GreenEarth technology. The noble employees will confront any stain with strong words and all the dirt-scattering ammo in their arsenal, ensuring that your garments return to you soft, clean, and smelling like pastoral Latvian pancake houses. Sweat-soaked blouses ($5.95), mud-caked slacks ($6.18) and your beloved sea-water-doused prom two-piece suit ($12.31) will be cleaned, freshly dried, and folded into neat origami ostriches. For tips on clothing care from Martinizing Dry Cleaning, click here.
Adorning yourself with dingy garments might assist you in your quest to infiltrate a colony of adorable rabbits, but it's a surefire way to guarantee banishment from decent, human-occupied dwellings. Prevent social outcastism at the onset of dirty pants, and rejoice in the soft feel and fresh scent of newly washed garments.
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The Groupon Guide to: Televised New Year's Celebrations
No New Year's celebration is complete without gathering around the television and counting down the seconds until the New Year officially begins at sunrise. Before you lock onto any one channel, make sure to peruse our TV listings to find the televised celebration that's right for you:
- ABC (ABC): Tune into Carson Daly's Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve with musical guests Fudge Puddle, a visit from the 1989 New York Yankees, and a special New Year's rap from Little Baby Tiny Boy.
- The History Channel (HIST): Join the austere network as it counts down the top-10 histories of 2010.
- ESPN (ESPN): Relive the excitement as ESPN broadcasts every NBA game from the previous year overlayed on the same screen simultaneously.
- TBS (TBS): 24 Hours of A Christmas Story.
- Animal Planet (ANIMAL): A fond farewell to the species of animals that went extinct the previous year, co-hosted by Sparkler—the real-life crime-solving dog who inspired Scooby Doo.
- The Frasier Channel (FRC): Ring in the "Niles" year with the notorious episode where Frasier is punched in the face by a basketball player (feat. guest star Shaquille O'Neal).
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