After navigating floating platform staircases, dodging living-room-level bosses, and searching for randomly appearing bathroom keys, most homeowners come to regret purchasing houses built by video-game designers. Today’s Groupon offers respite from the chaos: for $110, you get a two-night stay for two in a standard suite at Sand Bay Beach Resort in Sturgeon Bay. Additional guests can stay at a charge of $15 per night per person, and children 12 and younger can stay for no additional charge.
Situated in a quiet, rustic setting at the heart of walleye, smallmouth, trout, and muskie fishing country, Sandy Bay Beach Resort trades city sidewalks for lakefront views and traffic honks for fishing hooks. Suites furnished with luxurious amenities look out on beachside bonfires and prime Door County fishing. A king-size bed and full-size pullout sofa soothe backs sore from hauling in an epic catch, and the bathroom’s oversize shower can fit as many fish as the outdoor grilling area and indoor fish-cleaning room can process. After a long day spent traversing the 200-foot dock and perusing the resort’s library collection, couples can retire to the waters of a whirlpool bathtub or indoor pool.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Constructive Criticism
There are many occasions where one may be called upon to give or receive advice on how to be slightly less terrible. Consult this guide on magnanimously giving or receiving constructive criticism:
Giving: Like fire, even the most well-adjusted adult can have trouble handling criticism. Try breaking it to them with the gentleness of a fluffy cloud by expressing your critique in skywriting directly over their outdoor wedding.
Receiving: Adults should shed their egos to accept helpful feedback. To shed your own ego, find the small, copper zipper at the base of your skull and gently guide it upward over the crest of your head. Then, reach underneath your hair and probe for something that feels like a spiky, vibrating marble. Keep your ego safe in a used film canister until you need it later for basketball practice.
Rejecting: If all your friends told you that you were bad at jumping off a bridge, would you automatically believe them? Sometimes even the softest criticism is like a shot from a Nerf gun—you can take the hit if you have to, but always aim away from the face.
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