In the Old West, cowboys rode into town to have a glass of whiskey at the town saloon, to heckle the thieves in the stockades, and to exfoliate their rugged mugs with the sheriff's spurs. Saddle up for modern shaping up with today's Groupon to Tonic Salon. Choose from the following options:
For $10, you get a 30-minute men's haircut (a $20 value).
For $25, you get a 60-minute Caribbean Therapy pedicure (a $50 value).
For $32, you get a 60-minute women's haircut with a blowout and an optional updo (up to a $65 value).
- For $35, you get a 60-minute facial package (a $70 total value), which includes:
- An Elemental Nature facial (a $60 value)
- An Eye Zone treatment (a $10 value)
Tonic Salon’s continually trained stylists pamper guests with eco-conscious Aveda products in a sleek studio bedecked with local artwork. During the Elemental Nature facial, the staff busies complexions with an extensive skin consultation and a beautifying bundle of cleanser, toner, refiner, mask, moisturizer, and massage aimed at bringing relaxed smiles to future driver's license photos. Afterward, the Eye Zone treatment helps peepers part ways with puffiness, wrinkles, and shadowy circles. Glamour gurus shift attention toward feet during the Caribbean Therapy pedicure to lavish peds with a soak, foot scrub, massage, and polish change or nail-art portraits of Grover Cleveland.
Alternatively, hair stylists use stress-relief treatments to sink clients of either gender into styling chairs before shampooing and trimming their tresses. The women's haircut culminates in a blowout and black tie–worthy updo, and a hot-towel wrap caps off the men's haircut without the hassle of being crammed into a drying machine.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Bananas
Though one of the most popular and versatile of the handheld fruits, bananas are largely misunderstood by science. Here, however, are the very few banana facts that are considered indisputable:
- Bananas are encased in a rind or peel that, when left splayed out on the floor like an octopus, creates a deadly but hilarious trap for any passing pedestrians, as well as stuffy vice principals carrying the sheet cake they were forced to purchase for their own retirement party.
- Bananas can be sliced into other healthy foods to make them even healthier, such as a bowl of cereal, a bowl of fruit, or a novelty miniature sunhat full of Vanillesque® Flash-Frozen Organical Soygurt.
- Bananas are shaped like the moon! Not all the time, of course, but for the portions of the lunar cycle when the moon is shaped like a banana.
- Bananas are legal in your state, contrary to the relentless television advertisements that say otherwise.
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