Like fishing for compliments, fishing for fish requires the right bait, the right line, and a friend who is willing to exaggerate. Reel it in with today's Groupon: for $79, you get a guided ice-fishing trip for two from Why Knot Guide Service in Luxemburg (a $200 value).
Why Knot Guide Service helps anglers track elusive ice-dwelling fish with comprehensive trips that include rods, bait, and professional guidance. During excursions, fishing duos stay warm inside 8'x10' heated ice shacks as local guides provide expert advice on how to outsmart whitefish, perch, brown trout, and northern pike. The ice-fishing season runs from mid December until March 15, whereupon the fish will begin to fly back north for the spring. Fishermen may reserve an all-day adventure by calling Why Knot Guide Service during business hours, and they may also obtain licenses through the Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources to avoid trout-related traffic tickets. The value of this Groupon may also be applied to a more expensive ice-fishing trip or a nonguided ice-shack rental.
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The Groupon Guide to: Helpful Pests
As cruel, unforgiving nature continues to encroach on our precious cities, more and more homes find themselves infested with animals—but not all are pests. Before you swat these multilegged invaders with your rolled-up magazine or e-reader, take a second glance—they might be one of the following helpful pests:
• Spiders: In addition to making beautiful webs that can be used to hypnotize burglars, spiders indiscriminately consume annoying flying pests such as gnats, finches, and your roommate Jeff's remote-control police chopper.
• Rats: Often called the horses of mice, rats provide a helpful household service—chewing through household cords to test them for dangerous electricity. Honor their service by prebuying tiny platinum coffins in bulk.
• Ghosts: If bribed with a small saucer of milk, ghosts will possess your tiresome spouse and force them to play beautiful piano music in the middle of the night. Kids love waking up to this prank.
• Mosquitoes: Mosquitoes help to curb the human body's surplus blood supply before the excess hemoglobin is visibly purged as a sudden shock of beautiful crimson hair.
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