Groupon Says
Tag—You're It!
Don't let the name fool you. Caffe Graffiti does not endorse the spray-painting, or "tagging," of buildings, or any illegal activity. It might, however, make an exception for the recent wave of positive-role-model gangs who have been popping up all over the city and who reserve their graffiti, or "street art," for designated approved areas. These gangs enrich their community through mentorship programs, job fairs, and occasional discrete monster slayings. What are some of the most popular "nice" gangs and how can you recognize them?
The Roy Biv Gs: Identifiable by their gang colors: red, orange, yellow, blue, ice blue, violet, and grapple
Duck Hunt Kings: Identifiable by plastic light-gun hanging from belt, annoying dog mascot
The 8th Street Guys from the Movie Scream: Identifiable as the gang who chose their trademark in a pharmacy the day after Halloween
The Archies: Identifiable by their 1969 number-one hit single "Sugar, Sugar" and by their being cartoon characters who came alive and now roam the earth, trapped in a world they never made.
