Groupon Says
Part of a Complete Breakfast
The Breakfast Joynt can help you get a satisfying complete breakfast, unlike the many store-bought cereals that can only legally advertise themselves as part of a complete breakfast. In fact, most of these sugary stomach bombs are so nutritionally damaging that the complete breakfast needed to justify their presence is much bigger than you might realize. It includes:
- 15 egg whites, beaten and poached into single gelatinous disc
- Three pancakes, two griddlecakes, four hotcakes, and a flapjack
- Model of Parthenon comprised of french toast sticks
- Tall glass of sausage juice
- Six deep-fried yogurt balls
- That weird fruit your fiancé brought home that is too big to be an orange, too small to be a grapefruit, and screams when you cut it
- Entire case of Coke BlāK
