Groupon Says
Friendly Doctors
Dr. Matt Kulafofski named his clinic after his first name to foster a sense of friendship and closeness with his clients, but it is possible for a doctor to try too hard to ingratiate him or herself into your life. Here's how you can tell if your doctor is getting too close:
The Situation: Your doctor follows you home at night and sleeps on your doorstep
Too Close?: No, all good doctors should perform house calls, not to mention politely refrain from entering your home unless invited. You'll be glad the doc is on your doorstep when you wake in the middle of the night suffering from missing arms syndrome.
The Situation: While you are disrobed during your check-up, your doctor does a number of "high-five" tests
Too Close?: No, your doctor is merely doing a fun test of your reflexes to determine if you can successfully slap his hand up high, on the side, and down low or if you are "too slow." Either way, take him up on his offer to watch him grill up some of his famous spicy bacon this weekend.
The Situation: The good doctor shines a light in your ear for "medical purposes"
Too Close?: You bet! Your doctor is most likely an escaped criminal looking to see if your ear joints are a match for his own so that he can steal your face during the next thunderstorm and run off to Jamaica.