Groupon Says
There's an Asp Hiding in Every Spa
Personally, we don't go to spas, because in rearranging their letters to become "asp," they combine our two biggest fears: anagrams and snakes. What else do we have to avoid due to our anagramophidiophobia?
- Copperhead Snake: Packed earphones
- Boa Constrictor: Narcotic robots
- Rattlesnakes: Earnest talks
- Swamp Adder: Damp waders
- Cobra: Carob
