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Today's deal offers solutions, and not a moment to soon. Our modern world is plagued with problems, from trying to stay neutral in Japan's secret war with Canada to the looming specter of global thunder. There's no one solution to every problem, but any of these flexible solutions should be applicable to a variety of daily obstacles:
- Fire a machine gun into the ground nearby your problem to send it scampering away.
- Write your problem down on a piece of paper and tie the paper to a balloon. Release the balloon and wait two hours—it will come back with a winning lottery ticket!
- Make a puppy and a kitten "kiss each other" by picking them up and gently bumping their heads together.
- Eat cupcakes until you cannot stand up. If your problem remains, you at least now have the energy to face it sitting down.
