Groupon Says
The Future Says "Yelo"
Stepping into Yelo might make you think you've accidentally entered the distant future. If you're not sure, here are some questions you can ask the staff.
- Have our robot slaves become our robot masters yet?
- What is soylent green?
- Is the Statue of Liberty completely underwater, or just up to her wrist and forehead?
- Is the cost of flying-car insurance unreasonable, or does it seem about right?
- Who is president right now? Is it Future-America President Robert Downey The Third?
If they don't know or choose not to answer these questions, be wary. The future will almost certainly bring bloodthirsty antagonists who pose as humans, such as zompires or terminator twos.
