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Prominent American Contributions to Optometry

American revolutionary and secret two-and-a-halfth president Benjamin Franklin contributed to eyewear as well as constitutional democracy with his invention of bifocals. What other Americans have made advancements in the field of optic accessorizing?

  • Tim “Fancy-Pants” Yancy (1826): Inventor of Peekaboo, first baby millionaire.
  • Amos “Gazpacho” Marx (unsuccessful Marx quintuplet, 1943): Made first “Groucho” glasses from face of spotlight-hogging older brother, plastic models to follow.
  • Kryxzik Arthurous aka “Tony Peters” (1956): Giant ant posing as inventor brings 3-D glasses technology to humanity so that American teens may bear witness to the full grandeur of his people.
  • Michael “Mike” Nesmith (Monkees Guitarist, 1966): First flip-up shades.
  • “Wacky” Walter Branaghan (1961 – Present, Killed in Prison): President and spokesperson of X-Ray Specs

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