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Naan of the Above
Naan, a chewy, oven-baked flatbread, is a staple of South Asian cooking. This versatile dough slab can be eaten in hand-torn pieces, dipped in soups and stews, or topped with meats and veggies. Warm, bubbly naan is so delicious that its incorporation into everyday objects automatically convinces your brain that those objects are food. Then, through the principle of "mind over matter," your body garners nutrition from anything in the world. Friends will be jealous when they see you eat:
- A bowl of AAA batteries served over milk
- Back issues of Highlights magazine stretching from 1956 to 1971
- That mysterious key the old shopkeeper gave you, and then you turned around and the shop was gone, and then you turned back to the direction you'd been facing originally, and the key was gone, and then you turned back around again and the shop had returned, but as a hip T-shirt boutique for infants and dogs
- A complete set of the tiny pewter weapons from Clue
- Mr. Bartolucci's motorcycle. Now who has to miss volleyball practice so they can clean test tubes and think about being a "wise apple," huh, Mr. Bartolucci?
