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The World’s Greatest Prom Themes
Marriane Vera Salon is a great place for prom-goers to get their pre-prom hairstyling done so that they can live up to these, the greatest prom themes in the country:
- Enchantment Under the Earth: This prom theme is all about mole-men. The gymnasium is completely blacked out and the floor covered in topsoil. It is sure to provide the young couples with an enchanting night full of awkward fumbling, burrowing, and, of course, battling the dreaded razor-worm.
- Parisian Stereotypes: A celebration of the most romantic city on earth, this prom theme has everything that Americans think happens in Paris. From constant lingering cigarette smoke to the frustrating burns of dancing to bal musette music while holding hot espresso, this is sure to be a memorable night. And it all culminates at midnight when the wine-addled prom king and queen read their world-weary poetry under an Eiffel Tower made of baguettes.
- Prom: A Baffling Ordeal: Developed at the Marcel Duchamp School for Dadaist Children, this prom theme pays tribute to the bizarre tribulations of everyday life. The beautiful young couples are driven to a desolate field full of fog machines and strobe lights and pelted with deviled eggs. Then the band, consisting of a tuba and bagpipes, strikes up a tune. The couples attempt to dance to the jarring, stilted music while faculty members shout insults at them.
