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The New Zoo Review
In this age of instant online feedback and compulsory social networking, even Mother Nature wants to know how you feel about her work. So once you're brimming with the natural beauty you soaked up on your trip with Wildlife Services of Florida, you can use your new wildlife expertise to consider voting for one of the following brand-new animals to be released next year. Remember, you vote for one of the following to become a real animal in 2010!
The Anthrobat: Dog-sized, ape-like bat with opposable thumbs and horrible attitude. Text 555-6918.
The Doctorpus: Eight-armed mollusk that can make you uncomfortable for your own good, four times faster than a human physician. Text 555-7417.
The Snarflepotaminx: A tiny bobcat-hippo hybrid that is cute as the dickens but sounds like it is choking on a harmonica when actually breathing normally. Text 555-1616.
The Carrot: The vegetable you know and love is due for a promotion to the animal kingdom! Text 555-0918 or send an email with the subject line "I LOVE EMAIL!" to HonkIfYouLoveEmail@wkrq.com, home of Mad Man Mike in the Muh-Muh-Muh-Morning, Oh yeah!
