Groupon Says
Louisiana Sports
Legends of Aurora is the real sportsman's paradise, despite what Louisiana says. The state's newly invented "sports" are clearly an attempt to retain its status as "the sportsman's paradise" and are proof it's no longer deserved. Here is a list of some of these sporting failures:
- Operation Gumbo Drop: Giggling teenagers attempt to drop gumbo onto unsuspecting tourists. Scoring is subjective.
- Louisiana Ball: A game where the objective is to score points by advancing the ball into the opposing team's end zone. The ball can be advanced by carrying it (a running play) or by throwing it to a teammate (a passing play). Points can be scored in a variety of ways, including carrying the ball over the opponent's goal line, catching a pass thrown over that goal line, kicking the ball through the goal posts at the opponent's end zone, or tackling an opposing ball carrier within his end zone. The winner is the team with the most points when the time expires.
- Swamp Stinkin': This is extremely terrible and should not be inquired about.
