Groupon Says
Class Up Your Life
Groupons are only one of the ways that you can enjoy the finer things in life on a regular basis. What are some other methods of expanding your fanciness horizon until it includes many aspects of your day-to-day life?
- Why settle for a ho-hum cloth napkin when money itself is technically made of cloth? Plus, a streak of barbecue sauce will make Alexander Hamilton look like he has cool Terminator-esque battle-damage.
- Wear a tuxedo to the drive through. If the fast-food employee jokes that you're either a groomsman or a spy, respond by smiling politely and shooting a dart into his neck.
- Catch your own lobsters using nature's lobster trap—a hypnotized pelican with a jowl full of dynamite.
- Did you know that according to the United States Copyright Act of 1976, you can legally refer to your kitchen as a gourmet restaurant? This remains true even if you're dipping a Hot Pocket into a jar of mayonnaise.
