Groupon Says
Hi, Steaks!
Whether you're staking a claim on a rich vein of Steak-umms® or apologizing for the mistake of staking out a stakeholder of Stakey's Pumpkin Farm, who you suspected was a vampire in need of staking, steaks are a part of our daily life as well as our vocabulary. Now you can learn the vocabulary of steaks with our handy ordering guide:
Medium-Rare: This indicates that you want your steak to be made from an animal that is rare, but not too rare, such as the leopard shark or the gaur.
Rare: This tells your server that you don't want to eat steaks too frequently, preferring to save them for special occasions, such as the birth of your first son, Amiga, or finally telling your boss where he can shove his beautiful head of silver hair.
Medium-Cool: This lets the chef know that you want to eat your steak while viewing Haskell Wexler's seminal vérité-style docu-drama Medium Cool, in which he incorporates both scripted and documentary footage to tell the story of the 1968 Democratic National Convention and subsequent election of President Zappa.
Put Wings on It!: This indicates that you wish for your steak to be brought to you quickly, or alternatively, that you are ordering the chicken.
