Groupon Says
Dining with Guests
The Clark Street Grill is located inside a hotel, making it the perfect place to meet up with an out-of-town guest. Out-of-towners, however, are not to be trusted, as they are likely using your "friendly meeting" as a pretense to trick you into investing in their European beaver-pelt conglomerate. Do not be charmed by their flaxen suits, snakeskin turtlenecks, and desire to barter for food with beaver pelts—your out-of-town associate is attempting to swindle you. Even if asked, do not bring the deed to your home to dinner, lest you want to leave with one less home and one more "extra-luxurious" hat of beaver fur. Remember, out-of-towners may seem glamorous at first, but their friendly exterior is merely the trademark guise of the fur trader.
