Groupon Says
Schools of Attraction
The romantic atmosphere at Chouquet's makes it a great place to bring a first date. But if you are one of those "shy people" who has trouble finding a date, here are some tips:
- Approach the most attractive barista/baristo in the joint. Tell him/her that you also enjoy coffee and green aprons. If he/she isn't interested yet, play him/her that song you wrote on the tuba at Achievement Camp.
- Attractive people love things that shine as bright as their metaphorical beauty, so while your crush is in bed, playfully set his/her car on fire and shriek "You had me at hello" until you are acknowledged.
- Make eyes at your prospective date and tell him/her that you are so into the way he/she holds the NFL record for most career sacks. This only works if you are courting former defensive end Bruce Smith or Toledo's Tabitha Primly, who vehemently believes that she is former defensive end Bruce Smith.
- Just relax and be yourself or Tom Selleck doing yard work with your shirt off.
