Groupon Says
That's a Wine!
Everyone knows that wine is made by allowing crushed grapes to ferment over time. What everyone doesn't know is that anything can be a wine if you really want it to be—like these wines!
A Hamburger!
Sit on a hamburger, collect the juices in a Ziploc bag, and put the bag in a hot tub for two hours.
That's a wine!
Hand Sanitizer!
First freeze it, then throw the frozen block against a brick wall. Sweep up the shattered fragments and toss them into a deep fryer.
That's a wine!
Penny Loafers!
Pocket the penny (you'll need it later). Melt the loafers into a puddle using a blowtorch and collect the leather butter in a syringe. Serve on a penny (the one you pocketed).
That's champagne!
