Groupon Says
G is for Golf
This deal makes a thoughtful gift for any golfing moms or dads, but as with any heartfelt gift, it should always be accompanied by a homemade component, such as a hand-crocheted three-wood cozy or a tin of green-frosted muffins with tees stabbed into them. But if you’re not allowed to be creative due to government restrictions on your dangerously powerful imagination, you can borrow this “homemade” golf gift: an acrostic poem. Ahem:
- Greens will be reached with one effortless stroke,
- Obstructions will topple like some kind of joke,
- Links will be lively and lawns will be lush,
- Friends will stay friends, even after they’re crushed.
