Groupon Says
Vigilante Up
Once this Groupon cleans up the fabric of your clothes, it's up to you to clean up the fabric of society. Here are some particularly heroic ways to take the law into your own hands:
- Go undercover by walking around the dangerous part of town with a banana, telling everyone how you are tired from all that crime you did yesterday.
- Burn your neighbors' mail to prevent their probable mail fraud.
- Our streets are full of people imitating the police. Brusquely ask every police officer you see to immediately present his or her badge.
- Stop all the murdering.
